He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
