so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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