Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
