Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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