All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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