Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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