Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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