I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
there is glitter all over my balls
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