If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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