so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
tell your sister to shave her snatch
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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