What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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