found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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