On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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