white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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