You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Come see our sink grown plant.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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