good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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