Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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