piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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