so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I have post one night stand depression
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