nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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