census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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