***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
