Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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