Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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