he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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