GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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