It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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