No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Randomize
