how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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