is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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