I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
