Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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