why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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