Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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