You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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