My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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