There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Randomize
