I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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