she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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