I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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