let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Randomize
