i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
well you can't waste a boner
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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