Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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