I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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