Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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