make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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