that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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