The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
When did angry sex become our thing?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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