There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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