Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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