Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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